Cozy meets chaotic. This unisex hoodie is crafted for peak comfort — ideal for staying warm on cold days while letting the world know you’ve got just enough patience left. Made with a soft, durable cotton-polyester blend, it delivers that perfect mix of structure and softness. Whether you're lounging, venting, or surviving another Monday, this hoodie’s got your back.
Product Highlights:
🔥 Midweight fabric (8.0 oz/yd² | 271 g/m²) made from 50% cotton / 50% polyester — soft, warm, and built to last
👕 Classic fit with roomy kangaroo pouch and tear-away label for all-day comfort
🎯 Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for a clean, put-together look
🌱 Made with ethically grown U.S. cotton and low-impact OEKO-TEX certified dyes
✂️ Custom embroidered design (center chest or left chest — depending on your style)
Perfect for gifting, stress-flexing, or just staying comfy while being silently judged.
